Simon Day

as Alf Garnett

Lizzie Roper

as Else Garnett

Sydney Rae White

as Rita Rawlins

Carl Au

as Mike Rawlins

Kevin McNally

as Tony Hancock

Robin Sebastian

as Kenneth Williams

Jon Culshaw

as Sid James

Katy Wix

as Hattie Jacques

Kevin Eldon

as John Vere

Jeff Rawle

as Albert Steptoe