It's the next evolution of natural disaster and epic creature attack, the perfect combination of civilian catastrophe and "nope!" It's the Lavalantula! It's a tale as old as time, a washed-up action star is trying to revive is film career and his relationship with his son, when a freak lava-spitting tarantula volcano causes LA to erupt in pyro-achnid-fueled bedlam. But who will rise to the occasion and protect this bastion of purity and culture from these eight-legged fire-hurling beasts?