Tim Meadows

as Professor Aloysius Haines

Julianna Guill

as Christie DeWitt

Drew Seeley

as Jason Wilson

Hartley Sawyer

as Brian Sommers

Matt Bush

as Eli Feldman

Kelly Blatz

as Joel Harrington

Chris D'Elia

as Stankowski

Josh Brener

as Zack Miller

Tim Jo

as Alex Chang

Callard Harris

as Mike Reno